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Apache includes a nice feature that displays localised errors. This makes use of Server Side Includes (SSI).
When you use PHP and have it also parse .html documents, your localised errors are broken. In fact, because the initial error will generate new errors, it becomes a mess. You typically see this in your error log:

unable to include "include/top.html" in parsed file /usr/share/apache2/error/HTTP_NOT_FOUND.html.var
unable to include "include/bottom.html" in parsed file /usr/share/apache2/error/HTTP_NOT_FOUND.html.var

I fixed this by using a new extension .err for the error documents.
Snippet from my apache2.conf:

    AllowOverride None
    Options FollowSymlinks Includes

    AddType text/html err
    AddOutputFilter Includes err

    AddHandler type-map var
    Order allow,deny
    Allow from all
    LanguagePriority en cs de es fr it nl sv pt-br ro
    ForceLanguagePriority Prefer Fallback

Then go into /usr/share/apache2/error and rename all files to have .err.var extension (instead of .html.var):

rename 's/\.html\.var/\.err\.var/g' *

Rename the tree files in includes dir:

rename 's/\.html/\.err/g' includes/*

Finally recursively replace the strings in the type-map files too:

perl -pi -e 's/\.html/\.err/g' *

You /usr/share/apache2/error tree now looks something like this:

contact.err.var
HTTP_BAD_GATEWAY.err.var
HTTP_BAD_REQUEST.err.var
HTTP_FORBIDDEN.err.var
HTTP_GONE.err.var
HTTP_INTERNAL_SERVER_ERROR.err.var
HTTP_LENGTH_REQUIRED.err.var
HTTP_METHOD_NOT_ALLOWED.err.var
HTTP_NOT_FOUND.err.var
HTTP_NOT_IMPLEMENTED.err.var
HTTP_PRECONDITION_FAILED.err.var
HTTP_REQUEST_ENTITY_TOO_LARGE.err.var
HTTP_REQUEST_TIME_OUT.err.var
HTTP_REQUEST_URI_TOO_LARGE.err.var
HTTP_SERVICE_UNAVAILABLE.err.var
HTTP_UNAUTHORIZED.err.var
HTTP_UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE.err.var
HTTP_VARIANT_ALSO_VARIES.err.var
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Now your localised errors should be back again, and you logs will not be flooded anymore.

Sometimes you want to sort an array in PHP, but exclude certain words.
I once needed this to sort a list of artists and bands. It is very common for bandnames to have articles in front of them.
When sorting those, it feels more natural to leave those words out, so that “The Doors” would end up at the letter D, and not T.
This little PHP function will do natcasesort, but will leave out the english articles a, an, the, and the dutch articles de, het and een:

function sort_na($a, $prefix= '/^((d|th)e|an?|een|het)s*/i') {
    $n=0;
    foreach($a as $entry){
        $b[$n]['name']=preg_replace($prefix,"",$entry);
        $b[$n]['name_no_prefix']=$entry;
        $n++;
    }
    $cmp=create_function('$x, $y',
        'return strnatcasecmp($x["name"], $y["name"]);');
    usort($b, $cmp);
    $n=0;
    foreach($b as $entry) {
        $c[$n]=$entry['name_no_prefix'];
        $n++;
    }
    return $c;
}